A fork of Rural Dictionary
A character from the game heavy rain, a "detective"who suffers from athsma, trying to find evidence of the origami killer, in the beginning he meets a prostitute named Lauren winter, and later partners with her (no not that partner even though she is a prostitute) but at the end of the game *spoiler* it is revealed that, Scot Shelby is actually, the origami killer, he was trying to get evidence for the origami killer, so he can destroy it, he knows how to not get caught because, infact he used to be a cop and the way he gets children is to pretend to be police officer to trick children into death, he does it by trapping them in some sort of container, and waits for it to fill up with rain water, Scott does this because his brother died in a similar way, possibly traumatizing him, causing him to go crazy. Scott's original name was John Sheppard.
Guy 1: Scott shelby is my favorite character Guy 2: no Ethan is better
You misspelled uncle dumbass
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A word from the future: meaning a communist father, communist fartheres are very common in the future, 67% of all fathers are tranabaions, in the far future the word father got completely erased
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The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby
Shaun: help Origami Killer: no
When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying
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You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.
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