A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass
Did you pray to the holy peanut? no. You better, or else you become a thot
A strange dog on utube who pretends to hate his family but gets caught licking them. That perverted doggo.
I love you Mr. Bubz, do you love me? I think he loves me.
A piece of shit that loves books. when they see a book they will get sucked into it and consume it’s thoughts. You can find one in a library in someone’s basement.
A globglogabgalab just got sucked in to a book and when it came out it said “I'm the Globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove. I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds. Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha. I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds. Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab. Ahhh