A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: In reality, it's bringing a male close to climax (close enough where his testicles get filled with seminal fluid and semen), but not letting him get rid of the built-up sex juices. The resulting inundation causes extreme discomfort and pain, lasting for hours. See also blue ball 2: In slang terms, it's the expectation and tremendous build-up of getting something you want, only to find that you're not going to get it in the end.
2: I'm sorry to blueball you, but remember how I said you're getting a Corvette, yeah, you're actually getting a Yugo...
In rowing (Sweeps, not sculls), it is the ability to row on both the port and starboard side. Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps. It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious. As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.
Coach: Tom, Pete is sick, and can't row today. I know you're a starboard, but he's port, and we need someone to make the change. Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual. Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways? Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you. Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition. Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate. Coach: You're sure you can handle that? Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come. Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.
The word used to decribe a relative (usually a child) of someone who has been given a job undeservingly. Comes from "nepotism". The person is a total slacker where he/she works, but cannot get fired because they have a relative who is in the upper tiers of management there.
Mr. Edward Applebee: I just got a giant load of work to do, even though it's time to go home, but I would feel like an undeserving nepotite if I shelved the project immediately