Country Dictionary

Time marches on

Yo that bass intro to Whom The Bell Tolls is the shit

A guitarist but cooler

Wow that bassist is good!
Yeah i know he can really s l a p p that 🅱️ A s s

I dont know who the actual fuck zane is

Guy 1:Who is that guy?
Guy2: Idk
Guy1: He could be called zane
Guy2: He very well could b
Guy2: We might never know

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

A person who never has sexual intercourse

Tom: You are a virgin, And you will die a virgin you goddamn loser
Jimmy: :(

When you eat pizza at Pizza Hut and you wake up in middle night and have use the bathroom. Or after 15 mins when you at the pizza you want to drop dead and go to sleep or again you have instant diarrhea or gut pain.

After eating that Pizza Hut pizza my stomach is killing I think I have Hut Gut!

That Pizza Hut pizza was cheese Hut I got Hut Gut I need fall sleep on your coach bro!

Slang for roadman

Mario: Look at that gloo over there
Zane: bruh you are gloo
Mario: Shut up pussihole or ill shank you wagwam, allow it