A fork of Rural Dictionary
An all-round amazing person, if you ever happen to meet and befriend a Swayzie never let go. they are extremely kind hearted and good willed people. they are very rare and irreplaceable so don't let the opportunity slip.
"damn dude I met this girl named Swayzie last night, she was fucken awesome."
a dirty Emmett is when you begin to wank off into a stuffed giraffe while watching Johnny Depp midget porn.
my friend did a dirty emmett last night