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In poker an extreme form of tilt that can be produced by taking an exceptionally bad beat. The implication is that a player receiving such a bad beat will be so emotionally disturbed that they will play recklessly for the rest of their lives (permanent + tilt). While no unambiguous examples of the phenomenon have ever been reported the term is frequently used to indicate extreme emotional distress at the poker table.
"I get all-in versus this donkey with AA and flop quads. He's playing The Kat and runner-runners his miracle cards to make a straight flush. I've been on permatilt ever since."
A poker term meaning a bluff in which the bet is a small fraction of the pot. The concept behind the move is that an opponent will interpret the bet as indicating a strong hand and that the player betting is afraid a larger bet will not get paid off (called). The term is believed to originate in Texas where the cheapest wood used to make fence-posts is known as "post oak."
Sammy min-bet the end but I was sure he was on a post oak bluff so I popped him back with bottom pair and he mucked.
In poker analysis the experience of posting a hand history at an online forum and getting ripped to shreds by a lengthy response by poker theoretician IABoomer.
I posted my bust-out hand from the Stars Sunday million and got seriously boomed on.
A sign of the Zodiac purported to produce the least desirable romantic partners, as exemplified in Robyn Hitchcock's song 'The Devil's Coachman.' From verse 2: "If he treats you horribly, he's probably a Scorpio" The term can be applied to men, women, or other.
"Why did you break up with Jill? She's a knock-out?" "Yeah and she's a Scorpio."
Slang abbreviation of "Poker Gods" (see also Poker-god) often used in poker forums. The Poker Gods are invoked by some players to explain runs of bad cards, bad luck or a bad beat. Unusual (low-probability) poker occurrences are frequently attributed to the behind-the-scenes acts and whims of the PGs.
"How did you do at Bellagio?" "Fkn PGs were on my case again. Three sets cracked in 40 minutes." "Maybe you shoulda sacrificed a puppy?"
A woman who slept with other women while at college and who ceased doing so upon graduation.
"You hear Susan got married?" "I thought she was a lesbian?" "Nah, hasbian."
Freudian Slope is an informal term for the change in the degree of a patient's neuroses resulting from psychoanalysis. It is usually used negatively as in the example below. The coinage is often attributed to Woody Allen, but there is no evidence for this in his screenplays or interviews.
Is your therapist helping you become less crazy? Nah I've been sliding down the Freudian Slope.