Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005

hub

Doing a certain task good. Usually comes after the word 'too.'

after winning the game ted said "I came way too hub.

by theo March 09, 2004

Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 13, 2003

Getting Tutored

To get a vasectomy. From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"

My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.

by Theo September 17, 2004

outside

Outside is a place where there's insects and the sun which burns you awfully bad, and there's also grass and trees and butteflys..all poisonous to you, its a horrible, horrible horrible , vile place that you never want to go to

Billy: Wanna go outside Theo? Theo: NO! Don't make me go outside, you can't make me not even at gunpoint, for I should wish my own life away on a whim rather than venture to the outside. Billy: jeez, just asking..

by Theo April 22, 2005

the fan modine

A fictional western pop star from who travels to the east in order to confront his muse.

The way you treated that situation reminded me of the fan modine.

by theo April 19, 2003

esham

An East Detroit rapper. Acronym: East Side Hoes and Money

e to tha s to tha h to tha m, East Side Hoes and Money

by theo April 04, 2005