Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 04, 2019

LazarBeam

A dude who likes to rub Dave all over his body.

Friend: did you see lazarBeam rubbing Dave all over himself yesterday? Me: yeahhh... HEHEHE

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 04, 2019

Zara

My best and only friend.... Zara is the most kind and caring friend ever. Even tho we are always laughing and joking around I just wanted to say, I really appreciate our friendship and hope that you know that. You are an amazing soccer player and a thicc boi. She also likes moto moto and big Chungus. Btw I could never of gotten through high school without you!

Thank you zara

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 04, 2019

Elmo

A mystical being that will ruin your childhood if you look him in the eye. He is the most smexy puppet there is and he has a good booty too 🤤

Me:heeeyy did you see Elmo’s booty the other day, he is looking kinda thicc! Friend: you need metal help

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 04, 2019