A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one guy we all know who seems to get all the ugly bitches. He also happens to have an abnormally large cock for his age.
Nick: wow look at that kid
Zack: ikr he is like the biggest slugger of all time
Joe: thanks guys
Probably the thickest cock you will ever see. And this thing is thick a little thicker than a baseball bat.
Zack: wow latisha got destroyed by that guys girthquake the other night
Nick: wow he must be really thick