A fork of Rural Dictionary
A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear. Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her" The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory. A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some. A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it. All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL... See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One: End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa. Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first" Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on" Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..." Dude "(What a tit)" Scenario Two: Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?" Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I" Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night" Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first" Dude: "...what the fuck...." Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..." Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?" Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."