A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.
I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.
The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.
See "frito pirate."
I totally got the old Anchors Away on the pier last night!
When a janitor jizzes in your hair.
I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.