Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

honk-off

To tighten, often a nut or screw.

If you honk-off that penis vice any more I'm going to rupture and nut and I won't be able to screw.

by Throbbing Monster February 10, 2009

SDTM

pinball acronym for "straight down the middle," the act of the ball draining directly between the flippers

That last ball was like sex with you: SDTM and only lasted 30 seconds.

by Throbbing Monster February 12, 2009

marathonging

wearing the same thong underwear for a period of greater than 36 hours

Due to poor planning and a series of one-night-stands, Lisa has been marathonging for four days.

by Throbbing Monster February 18, 2009

underballs

The area between the base of the scrotum and the anus. (informal) taint. Coined as a play on the compound word underarm.

That girl has the face of Mama Cass, the body of Mama Cass, and the hair of my underballs. I'll pass.

by Throbbing Monster February 10, 2009

CMS

Columbian Messianic Society. An independent black and white comic. CMS gained instant fame from legal troubles over unauthorized use of the images of JonBenet Ramsey and John Walker Lindh.

Mentally unstable people seem to really enjoy that comic book CMS.

by Throbbing Monster February 12, 2009