A fork of Rural Dictionary
My bestfriend (who isn’t my bestfriend), he’s super funny, bubbly, sarcastic, and can sing his tiny heart out. He’s married to my other bestie, Harry Styles, who’s fucking amazing. Larry Stylinson is real and if you think Elounor is real, you’re blind. She’s a beard and a dog walker. If you come for him not only will ALL the louies and larries attack you, but will also beat your ass (with kindness). I love you Boobear❤️ Stream #TwoOfUs when it comes out March 7th
Local: ew you still like Louis Tomlinson
Louies: YES BITCH I DO AND IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM YOU CAN KISS LOUIS’S FAT ASS