A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bloody vagina fart, usually after period sex.
Guy 1: "How was your valentine's day?" Guy 2: "My girlfriend was on her period, but we still fucked. She accidentally commie queefed on the sheets though." Guy 1: "Oh man, that's gonna be hard to get out. You should try Oxi Clean, it's definitely something to shout about."
A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.
Example 1: I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it. Example 2: Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for? Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name. The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk". Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper
Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left! Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.
A slur used by people who are bad at online gaming. It stands for Nasty Ass Young Generation Over-entitled Retard, referring to how gamers tend to be unintelligent, overweight, younger people with entitlement issues (such as parents who pay for everything)
Player 1: "dude I just got sniped from 3 miles away" Player 2: "Probably some NAYGOR in his mom's basement"
duragoatory for an insignificant, meaningless person that does nothing but make a lot of noise and pretend they're special
Man 1: Hey, you seen that white girl Ashley started yelling at LaWasha and LaDrya for no damn reason? Man 2: Hells yea, that Ashley is a real sparkledog, kinda like one of them little chihuahua doggies with the what is it, rhine-stone collar and the pink pet clothes. Does nothing but yap like mad and pretend it's special, but is nothing but a lil runt compared to something like a Rottie.