Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

slowbese

a random word meaning slow and obese that i made up one day

Henry is slowbese

by Tim April 30, 2004

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

gooey eyed

The way ppl feel wen they cant STOP thinking about there beautiful girl friend

wow soph im soo gooey eyed atm....

by Tim February 23, 2005

knoxies

large avitor glasses johnny knoxville wears. see aviators

let me wear those knoxies

by Tim October 20, 2003

tripping

when you think about something and can't help thinking and talking about it over and over.

I tripped on how shitty my life was and it turned into a bad trip.

by Tim March 13, 2003

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 27, 2003

cropped

To be so crippled (high) that you cannot move.

Jordan, you're so cropped

by Tim March 10, 2005