A fork of Rural Dictionary
An unrealistic thought of fucking the entire world at no expense to the fucker or fuck-ee(s)
Johnny: wooah mama, I'm gonna fuck the free world.
Judd: Man, thats unrealistic, fucking the world would cause some sort of disease I'm sure.
Shitprick, meaning wussy assholes who abuse sarcastic jokes and are total germophobes who are afraid to use even their own bathroom toilet due to the possibility of cross contamination on their testicles passes from friends or family.
Johnny: Man, that guys such a shitprick!
Judy: I know! I told him to just go in the toilet but he had to shit his pants!