Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.

I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.

by Timothy July 09, 2004

Buck-Titty

1. A mammal in which mammary organs are disfigured to have breasts that stick straight out, seemingly defying gravity. 2. Manny Perry, stunt coordinator in the fight against movie piracy.

Only someone with buck-titties would make people who pay to go to the movies endure five-minute commercials warning them to start paying movies, especially when tickets are going over ten dollars apiece.

by Timothy February 25, 2004

cluck

1. A filler word used when you're either too lazy or don't care enough to respond to someone with a sentence. 2. A replacement word for "hello" or "hows it going." 3. When used inquisitively (e.g. with a question mark after it) is a replacement for something baffling. 4. A replacement for the word fuck

1. Person 1: Did you clean your room? Person 2: Cluck! Person 1: Why didn't you? Person 2: Cluck you! Person 1: Do you even get what I'm saying? Person 2: Cluck?

by Timothy July 09, 2004

fabboi

A person who dosen't say anything fake, gets all the ladies, and is always true to the streets. player Pimp

Damn, Fabboi be getting all the bitches on our turf.

by timothy March 15, 2005

pedant

A dogmatic ergo annoying person

Maddy exemplifies one perfectly

by Timothy February 15, 2005

The Mammary Man

A mythical man, cousin of The Sand Man, who has a reputation of sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep and slipping severed mammary glands and warm guts(mostly mammary glands) under your pillow. He jacks off onto your pillow by you mouth before he leaves.

Do you know the Mammary Man...Mammary Man...Mammary Man?

by Timothy July 15, 2004

puky teats

A discharge of an infected nipple will spray onto recipient and recipient will puke, thus puky teats

girl 1: I can't believe you gave me puky teats. Get the towel. Girl 2: I just sucked on that nasty shit. I'm going to puke again...

by Timothy July 15, 2004