Country Dictionary

when somthing is so faul smelling looking or sounding that you kneel prey for it stop or go away it is unholy

john took a unoly dumb and forgot to flush

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

To be extreamly drunk and not feel a thing

Man the only reason i slept with your mother last night was because i was so Hammerd

A Monotonic laugh said with little to no emotion.

"Really funny joke!"
"Moohaha

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.

Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"

1. An abbreviation of Chevrolet, an American car manufacturer owned by General Motors.

"Hank sure has a nice Chevy"