Country Dictionary

a trojan hores made by the fbi that logs the key strokes of a infected computer

dont open your porn spam you might catch it

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

Exaggeration or fabrication of a story, regarding somebody other than the tale bearer, in the absence of this person who is being discussed - for the malicious purpouse of demeaning, slandering or tarnisging this person's reputation.

I used to be good friends with this bitch for like 6 years, and when we had a fallout, she went around gossiping all of my personal shit to people behind my back.

herumspielen, sich die Zeit vertreiben

Ich daddel rum.

The event where the female genitals go into a state of heightened arousal and excrete a spongy white fluid that seeps from the clitoris and onto the vacant space or ‘chin rest’ below. In the event of extreme arousal the clitoris may go into a temporary spasm, thus causing (female) ‘Sticky White Love Piss’ to spurt forward and beyond. Thus causing the arrival of odd shaped snail trails.

Splat - followed by yuck or carry on munching

greek word for dick
(masculine - o poutsos)
(feminine - i poutsa)
(neutral - to poutsaki =small dick)

Exo oraio poutso (=I have a beautiful dick)
Katse ston poutso mou (=sit on my dick)

bust a nut

i bucackied all over her chin