A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bowel movement.
I've got to take a duke.
Penis.
I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!
A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.
Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!
Slaphappy is how you feel when you slap your slapstick a lot.
I've been feeling quite slaphappy lately! Slap! Slap!! Slap!!! Squirt!!!