A fork of Rural Dictionary
(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist
The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.
Amongst a small group of friends in Solihull, West Midlands UK, it is the way to greet. It also functions as certain bridges for sentences, for example, using it to define actions and opinions etc.
In greeting: "News." "News" In conversation: "What sort of news are you getting on?" "News of the drinking variety" In object: "Woah! That stunt Marty McFly does in Back To The Future 2, where he escapes from Biff in the tunnel is the news!!"