Country Dictionary

Henning

when you take a shit but dont have time to wipe, leaving you with an itchy ass crack, and upon future wipage, it transforms into a bloody henning.

Damn it man, I didn't have time to wipe this morning, I bet by 5 I'll have the worst henning.

Swintosky

When you have a herpes infection on your dick and whack off, but your eye itches, so you rub your eye with your whacking hand. The result is a nasty Swintosky.

Oh my god! That guy had the worst Swintosky I've ever seen!