Country Dictionary

The act of bringing oneself to ejaculation only for the 'load' to arc back into your face.

Argh! I'm blinded by boomerwank!

(Originator - Daz Cook / Rich Collins)

The state of being furious and livid at the same time.

A guitar string is snapped by Rich in practice.

"Flivid."

Derbyshire slang for the microwave.

I'm well 'ungry, I'm gonna put a cottage pie in twave.

A derogatory term for a female of the underclass. Implies lack of hygiene and that the girl is an "easy lay".

Urgh, what a scutty bint.

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)

That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!

Named after Dennis Q. Scare.

I possess the power of purest scare. Fear it.

Uncircumcised skin on the rip of a penis

Bruh you still got the devils hood