Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Flangel

a small towel or washcloth exclusively utilized to cleanse the lady parts. Often attracting a fishy or aquatic aroma.

‘Oh no’ exclaimed Cedric, ‘I’ve mistakenly used my daughter’s flangel to cleanse my eye after an unfortunate lemon squirting incident’

by Tomron Coolman November 24, 2019

Furry backpack

An unkempt female arsehole

It was her time of the month so I stuffed it in her furry backpack instead.

by Tomron Coolman September 18, 2018