Country Dictionary

Steaming. Mullered. Trashed. Moosed. Inebriated. Goosed. Liquoriced. Pissed as a pirate on pillage day.

"Wrfism sbhe shhhrlorrr" "Dude you sound gangplanked!"

The act of vomiting into the mouth of a sexual partner, who should then be courteous enough to return the favour. This gesture of affection can be repeated ad infinitum, but the rules are that not a single drop shall pass outside of either person's mouth.

Step 1) Eddie moves in on potential conquest. As he moves in for a 'kiss', said conquest meets his lips. Step 2) As soon as it can be ascertained that lips are parted, the operation has the green light. Eddie triggers his gag reflex and spews a stream of bile into conquest's mouth Step 3) In most cases, a person's natural reaction to being sick is to turn their head away and to the ground. EDDIE MUST NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. With a deft drop of the shoulder he has manouevred underneath conquest and pressed his mouth to hers once more, catching her bounty Step 4) Eddie has two choices now: swallow or continue the mouth-rape. Eddie realises that Divine Reciprocity is a game that gets increasingly difficult to continue, so his decision is not taken lightly BLERRRRGHHHHH

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder. Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp. The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.

"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!" "Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"

A scenester who stands so close to the speakers at gigs his/her ears bleed. Later to be found staggering home alone as he/she could not hear their friend's calling their name at the venue and have lost their sense of balance.

"Did you see that defcore cunt? Looked like his brain was seeping out of his lugs!" "Dude thats a bit harsh." "What do i care? Cunt can't hear whatever i call him."

Slang term for a woman's back passage. Similar to 'back door' but more urgent.

Anne: (suggestively) "Well its our anniversary darling, so i think we can do something special tonight..." Dave: "Can i stick it in your fire exit?"

(noun/verb) 1) A term for a woman copulating with three men at the same time 2) When a baghead becomes overcome from paint thinner fumes and has a seizure 3) The third most common cause of car stallage in the US, according to Joe Namath

1) 3 guys are sniffing around that lonely milf. She's gonna be vapour-locked good! 2) Lucius: I say Walter, this Ronseal is rather moreish, it's clearing my sinuses and my mind is positively swimming! Walter...what are you...oh shit 3) There's nothing funny about Vapour Lock

The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments. Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it. The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom. Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible. Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!

At the Zoo: "Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!" "I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"