A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.
The act of damaging your vertabrae while performing oral stimulation upon yourself.
Tony got stuck in the shape of a pretzel while peyton manning his cock. He had to seek medical attention for a herniated disc in his neck.
The large vein that travels the length of a cock. Instrumental in delivering blood from the central artery during erection.
My cock was so hard, my main vein was swollen with blood.
I saw my heart beat as the main vein of my cock pulsated with blood.
The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.
Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.