A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night? Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
Ultra Amazing and Sexy. Also great friend,boyfriend,best friend,and kisser. Loves to play games. Trust worthy and brings life to parties.
Man, I want to be an Andres. That guy is an Andres.