Country Dictionary

a bottle opener

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.

Sometimes followed by a gerund and an indefinite article in order to represent an action.

brb eating a beef casserole

Poem in past tence.

So that Poemed really sucked.

Derob: n, something that makes you happy.
the word derob comes from a meaningless palindromatic expression 'bored derob'. Derob eventually became a meaningful word.

"Chocolate is one of my favorite derobs"

"Tom, you are a derob"

a person who does really stupid shit, and fucks stuff up that shouldn't be.

Dude, that guy's a total fuckjob.

a person that drops out of school

that person is a dropout.

what brady says to be funny and to act black

Brady always says "G Uniiiiit!"