A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) Any type of soda pop, especially when the brand is not known or mentioning the brand name is to be avoided.
Rachel isn't old enough to order a beer, so she had smoot jooky instead.
1. A verb, usually in reference to Trogdor, an internet icon
2. A burning sensation resulting from urination with an STD
1. Trogdor burninates the peasants!
2. It burninates when he urinates.
The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.
Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.
2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.
inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb
Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.
Stupid bitch that has his mic so far up this mouth that you can not fucking understand a single word that is coming out of his mouth.
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