A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who hides in the park bathroom and trys to get him a piece of (_|_) ass,after you leave a turd.
the turd burglar was hangin in duh baffroom
what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom
He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise
Laziest slug on earth, drinks man chowder by the gallon.
The only thing more lazy than a sloth is the Brown Unit