A fork of Rural Dictionary
A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about. Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation
-verb A command to go and stay in a kennel. Originally directed towards crate-trained dogs, this expression is used to convey utter disapproval towards friends and colleagues.
Example 1 Ali: "My crystals and my night stick are tangled!" Craft: "Kennel." Example 2 Corinne: "Let's go to the Waka Sunrise show!" Wiesse: "Naaaa, I'm just gonna kennel myself."