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dildofaniac

A Guy/Gal Who Is OBSESSED with the look/feel/touch/smell....etc.....etc of any dildo he/she comes across.

Me:Dude She Is So Hot!! Jay:Dude,You Dont want to get wit her....shes a total psycho killer dildofaniac!

2008

The year George W Bush Gets His White Monkey Ass Out Of The White house And Allows Someone Else With a Bigger Functional Brain Run The USA....USA....USA....USA!

CIA:Mr President You Have to leave now, its 2008, you know...4 yrs after u should have been kicked out? Bush: I Like Purple

dig-dug

A Fucking Awesome Game That No-One Takes The Time To Sit Down And Play Anymore.

Me:Hey Jimbo,Whens The Last Time You Played That Game Dig-Dug? Jimbo:I've Never Played That Game Before,I Dont Know Why,Maybe Its Because Im Gay?!?