Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Thrust-in Bieber

The act of aggressively entering the body of singing sensation Justin Bieber.

I Thrust-in Bieber, and there's no complaints from him!

by tylercee October 31, 2010

Corvetitals

Small genitals. The Corvette is known to overcompensate for those sans a crease in their corduroys, so this is what their crotch would be called. Can essentially encompass anyone who has no dick.

Wow, my Corvetitals had me laughed at in the shower!

by tylercee September 13, 2010

Brolita

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

by tylercee January 15, 2010

jellyteen

A teenager whose figure is gelatinous.

"That jellyteen has lived at the buffet."

by tylercee July 10, 2006

Skelly-teen

A teenager, who is skeletal in build. The opposite is the Jellyteen(fat teen, or gelatinous

"That 15 year old spurning meals is a Skelly-teen (as Jellyteen is( "That 15 year old who binges at Arby's is a Jellyteen").

by Tylercee August 17, 2008

Softpoof

A young, smooth homosexual, a synonym for a twink.

"I saw so many softpoofs near the skate park."

by tylercee December 24, 2009