Country Dictionary

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Windmill

The art of quickly doing a windmill like motion with your arm, going into your pants and concealing your boner into your waistband, as to not draw attention to your crotchal region.

When that black chick with the phat booty walked by I had to do the windmill so the old lady next to me wouldn't get scared of my epic bonar.

by Tyrant slaughter November 07, 2011

Mexican Paintbrush

Dipping your balls in paints, and brushing them over a woman's face.

The Mexican paintbrush I have to that ho was an ivory shade of white I got from home depot.

by Tyrant slaughter November 07, 2011