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Andreas is a fucking idiot. He thinks he is cool but he is not. He likes to talk to people and is nice most of the time. He offers to help you with homework when he can't do it himself. He has a dick bigger than an elephant and is dumb. Overall Andreas is a good guy ;).
Damm Andreas that's a big cock.
The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
Michael Barone Is a fat orangutan