A fork of Rural Dictionary
Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.
"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor." "Dude, you're disgusting."
The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant? Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.
Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing Tiffany: No way. Just look at him Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?
Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water? Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes