Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like: -Enemies spawning directly on top of you -Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise -Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you -Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending -Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 17, 2022

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s). Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 20, 2024

Autotune

How to become famous as a singer when you have absolutely zero singing talent whatsoever.

Autotune should be much more restricted so it doesn't get in the way of real music.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024

Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place. Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024

Racist

A word that is used incorrectly by so many people that it literally doesn't have a meaning.

"Donald Trump is a racist." "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 03, 2022

🤡

Clown Emoji. Primarily used to mock an idiotic or hypocritical statement.

Dumbass: Mother Teresa was an amazing human being. Smart Person: She was a child trafficker. 🤡

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 18, 2022

Oops

When someone is trying to discreetly do something on purpose to drop a hint that would be rude to say out loud, they'll say "oops" to pretend that it was accidental.

A mom enters a checkout lane with four screaming little brats. Annoyed, the man standing behind her drops a package of condoms in the woman's cart and says, "Oops!" but he does not remove the package.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2022