A fork of Rural Dictionary
An actor with the most fitting last name of all time.
Andy Dick is literally and figuratively a Dick.
An acronym which means "You Might Be A Redneck." The acronym is used in a series of jokes by comedian Jeff Foxworthy about people who do things that rednecks do.
"YMBAR if the stock market crashes and it doesn't affect you one bit."
Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."
*Bonk* "You're going to Horny Jail!" "No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"
A blasphemous term for a person who is extremely well-liked by everyone.
Betty White is a national treasure
Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?
A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50. There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.
1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism. 2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia. 3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.
1. Something extremely dirty and uncalled for, used to gain an advantage. 2. Masturbation.
1. China releasing a virus across the world was a real dick move. 2. Masturbation is technically a "Dick Move" if you think literally.