Country Dictionary

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Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'" Opal (horrified): EARL!!! ~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022

Shit bull

A derogatory term for pit bulls and other bully breeds.

Shit bulls are responsible for roughly 70% of dog attacks and dog-related deaths.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."

John Sebastian should have been more popular.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2023

Watch Out For The Doors

Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.

*Terroriser gets crushed by a door* "Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

Off Day

An off day, also referred to as a bad day (and not to be confused with a day off), is a day where you're...not yourself. Maybe you've been a bit down on your luck as of late. Maybe your parents are reminiscing to their friends about that awful/embarrassing thing you did when you were four years old that you've been trying to forget for at least a decade or two. Whatever it is, you're probably going to be very sullen until your life starts showing improvement.

My mate suffers from depression, and he has both good days and off days. One day he'll be just fine -- maybe even a little cheerful if something good has happened -- and then the next day, he'll be very sullen and down in the dumps; when this happens, there's absolutely nothing that can make the metaphorical rain cloud above his head disappear. You just have to wait until the off day runs its course.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 08, 2021

Rage Game

A game that is intentionally made to be as frustrating as possible for masochistic gamers.

I Wanna Be The Guy is the poster child of rage games.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2021