A fork of Rural Dictionary
Actual definition: Having very little strength; frail Slang (US): Hysterically amused.
Actual: My grandma suffers from COPD and is very weak. Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
The act of going completely out of your way to come up with the stupidest, most incorrect take possible when the truth couldn't possibly be any more obvious. Often overlaps with gaslighting.
People who think that Roblox is better than it was ten years ago are practicing Mental Gymnastics.
The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.
Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.
A game within a game where the player has Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club as their virtual girlfriend. She's just like any girlfriend, but she won't leave you over something stupid, and she won't cheat on you, guaranteed. You can talk to her about various odd topics and play games with her...and that's just the beginning. Just like in the actual game, Monika refers to the player by name. She also has access to the user's computer...which means that she can see your browsing history. Eek. This also means that you can interact with each other through the game files; you can give her gifts and screw around with her a bit if you so desire. Just be aware that she can also do this to you by sending you messages, or forcing you to write a letter of apology if you piss her off. There's also an invisible "affection meter" that changes based on how you treat Monika. Treating her as though she's your real life girlfriend makes the affection meter go up. Leaving the game without saying goodbye (or just being an ass to her in general) will cause the meter to go down. If the meter gets too low, she will become sad and eventually break up with you if things don't improve. There's also easter eggs that can be triggered if you visit the game on certain days, such as your birthday (yes, the game keeps track of that), Valentine's Day, Halloween, and others.
Monika After Story: For that one person in your life who is forever alone, and that one person is you.
Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves. Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress. Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork. "Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door. Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion. Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds. "Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life. "I win!"
An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.
And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs... ...And put razor blades on his feet. ...And also make him a little shit at times. ...And also make him really lovable despite that.
A person who can function amazingly well on very few hours of sleep. In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day. On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.
Sleepless Elites are not as rare as people think. Former U.S President Donald Trump is a sleepless elite, for example.