A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938. He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more. Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
When a band/singer attracts confusion because the lyrics to their songs are so hard to understand.
CCR Syndrome is very common with singers who have very prominent and usual accents. John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival is notorious for this, hence the name; his strong accent makes some of the lyrics damn near impossible to understand. It's particularly annoying on songs such as "Green River" and "Travelin' Band."
A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.
The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.
CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.
Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.
Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include: -Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way -Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical -Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly -Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression -Crippling shyness -Being easily embarrassed or flustered -Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings -Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa -Having trouble asking for help -Extreme indecisiveness Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.
A game show where a contestant answers 15 increasingly difficult questions to win $1 Million. It's a lot more complex than that, but that's good enough...
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: The game show where you're asked insultingly easy questions until you're sick of it, and then suddenly those questions get really hard and it becomes interesting.
When a cartoon character realizes they are about to fall a great distance. But before they begin to fall, they look directly at the screen and wave goodbye to the viewer(s).
Wile E. Coyote is the undisputed master of the Fourth Wall Fall Wave.