A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun- the chair in a hotel room facing the bed.
The cuckpit is a great place to watch your wife having sex with someone else.
A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
a secluded cabin or lean-to in the woods for pulling oneself in
The Unabomber spent much of his time in his wooded jack shack hideaway.
a large male, gay vampire who dresses poorly but with flare. He lures young boys back to his elegant mansion and spies on them defecating in his golden toilet.
Don't poop anywhere unusual or Count Frumpula may be watching.
noun.- an already moist vagina or anus where a penis, fist, or miniature boat may be inserted or docked.
verb.- to insert a penis, fist, or miniature boat into an already moist vagina or anus.
We took turns putting our boats in her wet dock. We were wet docking on tandem dat night, be peeing on faces too.
when you are coerced into slapping someone who insisted they like it only to be accused of having malicious intent
My girl begged me to slap her during sex and then told her dad and he's trying to kill me, another case of enslapment