A fork of Rural Dictionary
In general terms, a Babst is a Pabst that wants to be a Pabst, but it really isn't a Pabst, it's a Babst. A Babst is created by finding stray cans with beer still in them, cans that were forgotten on a table or shelf by someone, and combining the portions to fill a can. This is done throughout the party. The Babst cans are then put in the fridge, where they sit until the newer beer is consumed. The Babst is the potentially wasted beer that you break out at the end of a party.
Dude, don't worry, the beer isn't really gone. We still have about 6 cans of Babst on the top shelf, remember?
Mallcore kid: I like Christian music.
Grimblin: You're untr00.
Anyone who is either untr00, ungrim, or Christian.
Those people in that church are ungrimblins.
That emo kid is an ungrimblin.
The equivalent of a 'paddy wagon' substituting the worthlessness of a kaffir for the awesomeness of an Irishman.
In this day and age, kaffirs fill up these 'paddy wagons' left and right.
-Dude run, the paddy wagon is coming.
-What the fuck is a paddy wagon? Oh you mean the kaffir wagon?
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Nne of the most unattainable things in the universe. This phrase should never be muttered.
Tucker - "I think I drank too much beer."
BIFF - "GTFO"
*Tucker has been vaporized*
The actual original Budweiser beer. Too many little guys have overtaken the beer culture with the terms 'Bud Heavy' or Bud Diesel'.
No, it is Bud Standard. The standard version of Budweiser, and how it was supposed to always be.
Fuck Bud Light and the people who drink it.
"Dude you're drinking Bud Heavies tonight? Nice."
"No faggot, I'm drinking a Bud Standard. Stop ruining the King of Beers by revealing how much of a puss cake you are."