A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's when you sling the cock back and forth across your significant others' face in a kind of slapping motion 4-5 times, then you take the hardwood and poke them in either eye while yelling "hey moe". Then get the hell out of there!
Chuck: Hey David, are you keepin' yer ol' lady in line? Dave: Well, she started to act up, so I whipped out the lumber and gave her the "hey moe" and that fixed the problem!
Boss Hogans are simply put " perfect titties " You know, the right shape, the right nips, the right size, the right perk. Very hard to find, especially in a matched set.
Whoa Chuck, look at those Boss Hogans! They're awesome! Tell your little sister to get some new shirts, she's grown since last summer!
It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!
Dude, she looked like she had dry lips, so I let her use my chum stick!!
A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.
Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!
A broad who is best described as a " Dirty, Dirty Tramp". She will hop on anything remotely phallic in shape, and generally is so eager that she has spooge stains on her t-shirt.
Man, that 'ho is such a ddt, looks like I'm gonna be the fourth one tonite!
You know when you're on the shitter, really gruntin' one out, spend 20 minutes hammerin' the commode, and when you've finished, there's only two little knobs of doo in the bowl.
Dude, what took so long? Sorry man, I have a bad case of "dispinchloafia" today.
It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.
Dude, you shoulda heard the schmecho tonite while I was bustin it with your sister in the can!