Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.

Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries. HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 01, 2023

Aleonomics

The study of getting completely shit faced with your buddies and going on a tangent about excessive government regulation, the minimum wage, and tariffs, before shiting yourself and passing out in your friend’s apartment.

Damn did you here what happened to Alex yesterday, I heard they were literally scrubbing diarrhea out of the wall paper Yep another example of applied Aleonomics

Friend Shoring

N. The act of moving a factory or business from one country in the global supply chain to another country in the global supply chain that you are more friendly with. An alternative to straight globalization.

By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 11, 2023

Cocaine Capitalism

A type of capitalism usually advocated for by Libertarians that involves the legalization and marketization of traditionally illegal or illicit goods or services such as prostitution and cocaine.

*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.

by Unquestionably Burdensome February 16, 2024