A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best cottdamn ship there ever was. Stronger than the titanic. Far across the distance and spaces between them, they have come to show they go on. Near far wherever they are they believe that the heart does go on. Two sides of the same coin ya yeET. Prat? dollophead? Clotpole? Hotel? Trivago.
Uther: yo you know Merthur? Gaius: yaaas G I ship them so hard
Tbh I forgot about him sksksksk okay just imagine Trump as an English king many many years ago and sorcery is global warming. Once he fucked a troll and executed some people. Then he died and came back to try and kill more people. He had beef with the knights which is unacceptable and hurt Percival bby. He shouts sorcery quicker than TfL cancels their services. He doesn’t approve of Merthur but they will always conquer over his pathetic self. When Morgana his actual daughter(tea) betrayed him he started sulking and doing nothing. He was a bad king.
Arthur: Hi- Uther: SORCERY Arthur: huh- Uther: KILL THEM ALL