A fork of Rural Dictionary
Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision". Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.
The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision. Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job Ave a cuppa tea I'm a cockney flower watch me shower! Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!