Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Squanchy

When your balls are so hot and sweaty that they stick to your thighs

God damn, my balls are so squanchy it would take pliers to remove them from my thighs

by Viking Nuts May 18, 2015

Clear Shower

A golden shower from a well hydrated man

Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot

by Viking Nuts May 18, 2015

Analpaws

A term used to refer to a dog shoving a paw up one's ass

I was fucking my girl last night when my dog gave me analpaws

by Viking Nuts May 11, 2015