A fork of Rural Dictionary
A wankster or wigger. White on the outside, whiter on the inside.
A good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an Uh-Oh Oreo (White on the outside, black on the inside).
That freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister J-Dawg and wishes he could be 50 Cent.
Self-aware or referring to oneself, usually results in a mindfuck and the consequential explosion of one's head region.
Heterosexual: I have something to tell you... I'm gay.
Person 2: But you're name is "Heterosexual"
Heterosexual: Since when are you meta?
Person 2: Since when are you meta-meta?
Heterosexual: Since when are you meta-meta-meta?
(Continues until the respective head regions of each party explode)
A latina raised old timer in her age of 48 and up who is also a lolita due to the Japanese side of her family.
Oh, that’s amazing! My Abuelolita knows all about Latin/Asian culture same as yours!
When you use a pair of breasts to achieve ejaculation and then consume the ejaculate from inside the cleavage.
Frank gave Bob a titty salad on Bob's enormous man titties.
Deprived of sleep to the point that one becomes hyperactive or experiences something like a mild high. When sloshed it is common to find everything way more amusing than it should be.
"Vagina!" *Laughs*
"You know that's not funny, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm sloshed."