Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

God

1.The supreme being, creator of all things, and savior of all. One day, all of creation will bow down to Him and clarify His name, Jesus, the God over all,and King of Kings. No one can disprove Him and get rid of Him, as there is no proof HE does not exist,neither can he be proved within Science limitations, as you cannot define the Supernatural topics in a created topic(Science is of the Earth,not heaven or hell...therefore Science can prove God's existence henceforth on this earth, but not His existence in all aspects of His ways...) 2. The same meaning as definition 1, but God is 3 persons making 1 Godhead..like 3 persons making up the HEad of a council,or head of a business.

I talked with God the Father yesterday.. I talked with God the Son yesterday.. I talked to God the Holy Spirit yesterday.. The godhead is 3 persons in one God..

by Vincent December 09, 2004

zimple

A zit behind the ear.

"I got a nasty zimple and it hurts"

by vincent March 18, 2004

one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

by Vincent May 13, 2004

gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

by vincent March 18, 2004

ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.

I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.

by Vincent June 27, 2004

purple rain

I heard that purple rain means "sperm". I never thought of it that way, but it kinda makes sense because it is known that many of Prince's songs are dirty. (e.g. "Erotic City")

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain

by Vincent July 01, 2004

Buffalo

A derogitory term for someone of flemish (belgium) decent.

That buffalo makes good waffles

by Vincent June 04, 2004